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Welcome To Eva's Funny Page
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The Penguin
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One day a policeman was walking in the park.He saw a man.The man was holding a penguin.The man said to the policeman:"I found this penguin this morning.What shall I do with it?""Take it to the zoo" said the policeman.The next day the policeman saw the man again.He was still holding the penguin.The policeman said;"Why didn't you take the penguin to the zoo?""I did" said the man."I took him to the zoo yesterday.Today I'm taking him to the cinema"
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One day a lion met an ostrich.The lion said:"Who is the king of the jungle?"The ostrich said "You are master".The lion was happy.Then the lion met a zebra.He said:"Who is the king of the jungle?"The zebra said:"You are,master".The lion was happy.Then the lion met an elephant.He said"Who is the king of the jungle?".The elephant picked up the lion,threw him against atree and jumped on him.The lion got up slowly.He said to the elephant:"Admit it.you don't know the answer,do you?"
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Patient:Doctor,when I drink a cup of tea,I get a sharp pain in my eye.
Doctor:Well,take spoon out first.
Telephone caller:Johnny can't come to school today.He is ill.
Teacher:Oh dear!Who is that speaking?
Telephone caller:This is my father.
Man:My brother thinks he is a chicken.
Woman:Take him to a doctor then.
Man:I can't.We need the eggs.
Patient:doctor,I think I am invisible.
Doctor:Who said that?
Patient:When I move my arm,it hurts.
Doctor:Well,don't move it,then.
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